UPDATE: No, we can't. At least not yet.
According to Spaghatta Nadle's Facebook page, he was born on July 4th (how cool is that?), 1982. That means he will be 34 on Election Day 2016. While no doubt venerable in pasta years, that leaves him one year too young to be eligible for the presidency.
Spaghatta Nadle for President in 2020!!!