I LIKE HAM
HAM IS DELICIOUS! HAM IS ONE OF THE MOST FLAVORFUL MEATS. HAM IS LIKE REGULAR MEAT WITH MAGIC IN IT.
IN IRELAND THEY CALL HAM "BACON" WHICH IS AWESOME CAUSE HAM IS NOW TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS! HAM AND BACON!
OH MY GOD! THAT'S LIKE IF PEOPLE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO START CALLING RAINBOWS "TACOS."
HAM IS GOOD FOR HORS DOUVERS BUT IT SUX FOR DINNER TIME!
AT DINNER TIME YOU SHOULD EAT SMALL MEAT LIKE SHRIMP OR VARMINT.
THEN YOU SHOULD DRINK MILK AND FART.
I LIKE HAM SO MUCH MY AVATAR IS A PICTURE I DREW OF VEGANS BEING SLAUGHTERED BY AWESOME, THE UNICORN THAT SHOOTS BACON FROM ITS EYES!!!!!111won
DOESN'T THE BACON HURT HIS LACRIMAL GLANDS? I WOULD IMAGINE THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE OSMOLARITY OF BACON AND THE OSMOLARITY OF A UNICORN'S BODY FLUIDS WOULD BE QUITE PRONOUNCED. WHAT KINDS OF FEATURES DOES THE UNICORN HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS PROBLEM?
AWESOME FEELS NEITHER PAIN NOR REMORSE, BUT EVEN IF HE DID, IT WOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE BACON IS CREATED BY AN EXTREME LEVEL OF FOCUS THAT ASSEMBLES ALL AVAILABLE PHOTONS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIS EYE INTO A STRIP OF BACON, SO PERHAPS IT'S MORE APPROPRIATE TO SAY THAT THE BACON SHOOTS FROM THE SPACE JUST BEYOND HIS SCLERA AS OPPOSED TO SIMPLY "FROM HIS EYES".
THAT MAKES SENSE. I WISH I COULD DO THAT :(
HAM IS THE SICKNESS. I ALMOST DIVORCED MY SISTER BECAUSE SHE LIKES IT.
I do not like ham, but am very fond of bacon.
HAM IS PROVING TO BE A CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT...
WHAT IS IT ABOUT HAM THAT YOU DO AND DO NOT LIKE?
SOMETHING TO CONSIDER: CANADIAN BACON. IT'S CALLED BACON BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY HAM.
CANADIANS, PSHH....
HAM AND BACON BOTH MAKE ME ILL. I MIGHT BE ALLERGIC TO PIGS. VERY SAD.
HAM IS DELICIOUS ESPECIALLY WITH CHEESE, BREAD, AND MAYO!
HAM IS DELICIOUS ESPECIALLY WITH CHEESE, BREAD, AND MAYO!
-tbag917
AND PICKLES!
HAM IS AWESOME! I LIKE HAM WITH DELI MUSTARD & MAYO & CHEDDER ON SOURDOUGH BREAD NOMS! (FOR SOME REASON WRITING IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME BREAK INTO L33T....AND FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE.) HAM IS ALSO AWESOME IN BACON FORM. I THINK SMOKED TURKEY TASTES A LITTLE LIKE HAM...ITS LIKE IT WANTS TO BE HAM BUT ITS COULD NEVER LIVE UP TO HAM..... (THOUGH IT KICKS ASS WITH CRANBERRY MUSTARD).
